WARNING: This blog is not for the easily offended, as hilarity will ensue.

This was a long time coming. I have sent far too many emails of ‘where to go’s’, ‘what not to do’s’, and travel tips and tricks that I started to copy/paste to everyone with annoyance. It is time for le blog.

You are in luck, because doc said there was no cure for this travel bug thing. At such a ripe young age I have already been to four out of the seven continents and I am gettin’ around dem States too!

Friendly reminder that the middle seat gets both armrests.